Classic Quotes- Anya
Created | Updated Sep 16, 2004
CLASSIC QUOTES
Anya
Anya: Gimmie a beer.
Waiter: ID?
Anya: I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just give me a fricken beer!
Waiter: ID.
Anya: Gimmie a coke.
- Dopplegangland
Anya: I don’t have a date for the Prom.
Xander: Oh gosh, I wonder why not. Could it have anything to do with your sales pitch?
Anya: Men are evil. Will you go with me?
- The Prom
Yes, we've enjoyed spanking!
- The I In Team
Anya: Oh, crap. Look at this. Now I'm burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children and more cash than I can reasonably manage.
Xander: That means you're winning.
Anya: Really?
Xander: Yes, cash equals good.
Anya: Oh, I'm so pleased! Can I trade the children in for more cash?!
- Real Me
I have finesse- I have finesse coming out of my bottom!
- Triangle
I can just hear you in private. I dislike that Anya, she is newly human and strangely literal.
- Into The Woods
Have a nice day… Don’t get killed.
- Into The Woods
I for one, wasn't looking forward to starting my day with a slaughter...Which really just goes to show how much I've grown.
- Shadow
(To Willow) You can sleep with me...Well now that came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head.
- Tough Love
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies! Or maybe midgets.
- Once More, With Feeling
Here's a little something you should know about Vengeance Demons. We don’t groove with the 'sorry'. We prefer 'oh God, please stop hitting me with my own rib bones'.
- Same Time, Same Place
Anya: I'm surprisingly sensitive.
Willow: So... will you help me?
Anya: Is it difficult or time consuming?
- Same Time, Same Place
